hehe.....some funniness for all.

one of the docs printed this off and handed it to me...he figured i needed a laugh...

these are the top 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics they would like to take back:

drum roll please:

1. Weight lifting commentator:
'this is gregorieva from bulgaria; i saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator:
'this is really a lovely horse and i speak from personal experience since i once mounted her mother.'

3. paul hamm, gymnast:
'i owe a lot to my parents, especially to my mother and father.'

4. boxing analyst:
'sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. softbal announcer:
'if history repeats itself, i should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. basketball analyst:
'he dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnt like it. in fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. at the rowing medal ceremony:
'ah, inst that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the Cox of the british crew.'

8. soccer commentator:
'julian dicks is everywhere. its like they've got 11 dicks on the field.'

9. tennis commentator:
'one the reasons andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my god, what have i just said?'


haaaaa. i have to admit, some of these would have been funny to see in person....snatch? who says that on TV? i mean, i know that must be some weight lifting term i obviously am not familiar with, but geesh!