naked babies and sampson the weanie beast

This. dear friends, is my debit card, which has suffered the demise of a terrible mishap. aka sampson. my weiner dog. my 8 lb weiner dog.

last night i decided to be somewhat productive and pay some bills online. when all was said and done, i set my debit card on the arm rest of my oversized chair. sam was sleeping, so i thougt nothing of it....mistake number one. clearly i dont give this dog enough credit. i mean, he even chewed the right side so that technically, i can still use the card....i came back to find dear old debit card missing one corner....and of course, he didnt just chew the corner off, he ate the corner off. agh.

and on friday night, it had been raining all evening and into the night. so little sammy decided he need to go pee during the night. so, i got up and let him outside so he could his business. i was half asleep, so whatever. i let him back in, he comes scurrying back to bed. (hes the perfect cuddle buddy) all of the sudden, i feel all of this clumps of dirt and such. i turn on my light and lo and behold, sam must have decided to do his duty in my flower garden, b/c he was covered in mud. and now it was all over my bed. not a happy camper.

when i got home friday from work, emersyn and i were outside hand washing my big kitchen rug. emersyn was running around, chasing the dog, being silly. she informed me at some point that she needed to go poopy. now, my hose was leaking, so i was soaked. literally. from the chest down. so i shoved her in the house and quickly put her on the toilet so she could do her business. she finished and then wanted to take a bath. i was just about done with cleaning the rug, so i told her to hang tight while mommy finished....so. i got done and ran to the front of the house to turn off the hose. said to emersyn, 'stay in the house, ill be RIGHT BACK,' i didnt mention that she was nekked. like buck naked in preparation for her tubby. sampson chased me around to the front and took off running after a biker in the road. the next thing i knew, i hear emersyn yelling for sam, and there she is, in all her glory, her naked glory, in the front yard. with my nike running shoes on. the poor biker. he didnt know what to do. he started to laugh, and i did too. i quickly apologized and hurried emersyn's naked rear into the house.....priceless i tell you. priceless....

emersyn's bday party was great. it rained the whole time, but we and the kids still had a blast. she got a ton of gifts. spoiled...

i survived my first 12 hr shift today. woo. went by pretty quick actually. so that was good.