on notice

its that time.....its been a while since ive done an 'on notice'....so you best hope you arent on my 'bad side'....although it may be a shorter list, considering that its one in the morning..... :)

american girl: why? why must you send me your magazine? i try to beat jaelynn to the mailbox everyday, but of course, the one day she beats me, there sits an american girl magazine. she LOVES american girl. cute, yes, they are. but abhorently OVERPRICED. $110 for a stinking doll?? you.must. die. YOU, american girl, are on notice.

pro x: i love oil of olay face lotion. but the new pro x face lotion has left me a real fine bumpy rash on my face. itchy, too. humpf.

'dennis' (neighbor boy)-after telling him that its time to go home, b/c it was late and the girls were going to get ready for bed, he says 'okay. but can i come in first and have some crackers?' NO. you cant. 'but why?' bc i said. now GO HOME.

anonomous caller- who calls my voicemail and says, 'hey tera its john, call me.' or 'hey tera its patty, call me back'. like i KNOW you-quit calling me. your sales pitch or whatever it is, not gonna work for me.



thats all i got for now. but dont worry....thats just round one....dont get on my bad side, or YOU will be on notice. ;)