ouch.

lets talk pain. there are all kinds of pain. physical pain, emotional pain, psychological pain. i think we have probably all suffered the likes of all of these. the other day i was cleaning the house and i SLAMMED my leg into the corner of the coffee table. 'mother f-er' i yelled. thats what i really said. i didnt swear, i said, f-er. oh, dont get me wrong. inside every stream of cuss words was bubbling. agh. it hurt so stinking bad. i pulled my pant leg up and instantly had a goose egg/scrape on the side of my knee. i mean, even kelly heard it i hit so hard. i was traveling like 20 mph. well, maybe not, but you know when you get in a cleaning frenzy, and your just like-going? that was me. that night when i climbed in bed, i bonked the sore leg again, and let out an 'ouch'. it got me thinking about physical pain....and some of the things that hurt....like

-stubbing your toe.

-hitting your funny bone.

-slamming your finger in the door.

-hitting your head on the corner of the cupboard door.

-falling off the bed.

-cutting your finger.

-burning yourself with the curling iron/straightner or other hot device.

-kicking someone in the shin. (i.e.playing soccer)

-rugburn. (no im not being 'dirty'-so get your mind out of the gutter.)

-being pinched 'little'. this is something me and my sisters habitually do. pinching the under or 'flabby' part of the arm. hurts like hell.

-slipping on the ice and landing on your tailbone.

-papercut.

-cutting the corner to short in a cleaning frenzy and slamming your hips into the wall.

-falling down the stairs.

-getting your fingernail ripped off.


yeah. all these things happen to me on a pretty routine basis. im clumsy. what can i say.... i once broke my toe the night before a playoff game playing soccer with johnny and carlos b/c i kicked carlos in the shin. man was my mom mad at me. it hurt sooo stinking bad. clearly it was accidental.....i bruised my tailbone once playing soccer--the grass was slippery, and i went to kick the ball nice and hard.....(wait for it) and *whoosh* my feet came out from under me and bam....yup. that didnt feel to swell. when i was in high school i used to get my nails done, i kept them short, b/c of sports, but once playing volleyball in the pool, the ball hit me straight on in the hand, and tore my whole finger nail off. it was awful. THAT hurt. you think i would have learned my lesson....nope. another time, i was playing basketball, and went for a rebound and the same thing happened, only this time, it didnt rip my nail off, it ripped it partially off and bled EVERYWHERE. it gives my the heebie geebies thinking about it. okay. sorry about the detailed accounts of those. poor jaelynn, i think she has inherited my clumsiness....she is always banging her skinny little bones on stuff....

anyway.....what have YOU done that hurts???