dear boyfriend,
hi. its your 'bipolar' girlfriend. i was just writing to let you know that....i dont care if you like my fluff. it is NOT okay, especially when i TELL you not to, to touch my fluff. i am very sensitive about my fluff. different clothes may make my fluff stick out more or make it feel a little more, well, fluffy. especially, especially my dear, when i am on my period. agh. that is like putting your fingers in the cage with the tiger-your gonna get bit. what do you mean you dont understand. theres nothing to understand. i say, 'dont touch my fluff', thats what i mean. there is no reverse psychology in that phrase. so, it is in your best interest to just-not touch the fluff. put your hand on my leg, my toe, whatever. just not the fluff. now. in reference to the whole 'bipolar' comment...
i am NOT bipolar. and telling a woman that you think they are bipolar-probably isnt a good idea. especially when they are premenstrual. you grew up with 3 sisters-i know you what this is all about. so i get a wee bit sensitive the week before...so my emotions are kinda up and down like a roller coaster.....this is all a part of being a woman. im not sure bipolar was the choice word you were looking for....and then-to add salt to the wound, this thought is nothing new? youve felt this way for years??? really. wow. and you expect that not to sting just a bit? and you dont understand why i am NOW questioning my sanity? or lack there of???? agh. you men.
sincerely,
your disgruntled, bipolar, fluffy girlfriend.
3.10.2008
sincerely yours....
Posted by startsinmynose at 9:10 PM
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Amen...This hit home for sure! If I get aggravated about something, G will say are you sure that you aren't bipolar. It's so frustrating. I'm not bipolar.
And he always touches my sides and stomach, even when I ask him not to, because well, he likes it. So annoying!
Even though I didn't state it explicitly...My desire is to get married soon too. We talk about it all the time too, and he talks about our future together, as well as, what our wedding will be like, but I just have no idea when he will ask. And I don't want to pressure him, but I just want to be at that point in my life. I have a great career, and I'm ready to move on. I don't want to be that girl either, because I don't want to push him away. It seems that if I ask him, he tends to be pushed away. He always comments that, you know, I'll take care of you. Well, I'm ready to be taken care of, you know. And he's been saying since August that we would get engaged anytime, and we would be married this year. It's already March, and we aren't even engaged. As you can see, I have a lot of frustration about the whole situation, but I'm trying to not worry about it and continue to go on with life as normal. Your idea will help to keep me in check, as well.
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