warning...

so i am stealing the idea from chelseatalkssmack's blog (you should really check it out-shes hilarious) about warning labels.....its genious, if we all had warning labels-we could be spared so much drama and grief....

B.D #1: full of empty promises, man-whore in past life, will suck you dry, often threatens with words that hurt, low life, non child support paying bastard, a 'holiday dad', has a thing for minors, is mid 30's but acts like hes 21, pure white boy who thinks hes black, constant job switcher, confrontational, selfish punk, unreliable is his middle name, broke as a joke LOWLIFE.

what would YOUR warning label look like-or the warning label of someone you dont care too much for look like???